Pied Piper

I need a Pied Piper
but not for Hamlin town
that was all child play
fancy's own playground.

This time the task is harder
for Rats are now elsewhere
in minds and hearts and innards
on that I can swear.

They jump and run around
they play soft ball round on round
yet on the outer surface
they hardly make a sound.

They nibble and they wiggle
they squiggle and they jiggle
they drive us really nuts
till we come to fisticuffs.;

I need a Pied piper
but not for Hamlin town
to rid us of our Rats
that run up and down.