In Response to Bans

Yesterday, I had a glass of wine.
Do you mind?
Not that I care
But I think it's only fair
to warn you that I did.
Now get to think, or work
Start your debates
to find the norm
then come with swords
or bring out the mob
The choice is yours
I leave it to you
I have my bottle
And that's what counts
your battle cries amount
to drunken rage
I am the one
that stays sage
And while you fight
I do declare
I'll go and enjoy
another game of solitaire.